Y’know silence really isn’t golden a lot of the time.

Hair a mess, greasy face, snotty nose, smelly breath, unclean teeth, unshaven, unkempt, sweaty, flabby, scarred. Repulsive.

celestialdefender:

bowlingforsoup:

blue haired scene girl switches sexuality

stop the press

naega-jeil-jal-nagaah:

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

THIS.

ccal:

how do u relationship

hyperbolequeen:

my entire life is just me “winging it”

shavingryansprivates:

breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

gaymzee:

please dont make jokes i am a joke and it offends me